Welcome back to the White house! This is Babs, here, telling you all about how things are going in our trailer.

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First thing when I get a nice new bed, my kids go and steal it.

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We were getting low on money, and work wasn’t gonna pay me for not going for two more days. I needed a date in a hurry. So it seemed like a great thing when Shea came by. But then he got all weird, and I had to send him home.

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That girl, I swear, she doesn’t have an ounce of sense. Taking a bubble bath in the broken tub!

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Then she stayed in there and played tub pirate. Silly girl.

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That night was Ham Boy’s birthday! Everybody was super excited, except Ham Boy.

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He’s a cutie, and has his daddy’s nose.

All my kids look like their daddies. I kinda wish I had one that looked like me.

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Lady Bird is getting to be a real good singer. It’s a good thing since she wants to be a rock star someday.

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I guess being mean to her brother is also good training.

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Poor little Ham Boy’s got something wrong with his teeth. But I can’t afford no dentist, so he’ll have to put up with it.

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Birdie cooked up some toaster pastries for everybody for breakfast. Awful nice of her.

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She didn’t want to go to school. I made her, though. I don’t need no lazy teenager hanging around the house all day.

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The bills were $120! I only had a little over $200 in my purse, and work wasn’t going to pay me for not coming in for another day. I needed some money, like now.

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So I went on a date. My guys are always so good about giving me those little gifts afterwards.

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Birdie don’t go to school long enough. She was home before I was through my date. At least she stayed out on the sidewalk and played with the dog.

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Drew brought a girl home from school, but she didn’t want to play with Drew since he was stinky. Birdie didn’t mind the stink, though.

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I worked real hard and managed to do 2 dates in 1 day.

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Then I taught Ham Boy to be a big boy and use the potty.

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My date left me a nice gift, but we already have one of those. So I guess we’ll sell it at the yard sale.

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Birdie went in to tuck in her little brother. Sweet girl.

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And Ham Boy loves Webster. Hmm. I got 3 kids, so I should probably think about getting another dog. Maybe with the yard sale money.

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I had a couple more friends over. I get kinda lonely if I don’t have a guy over.

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Ham Boy loves getting tickled.

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Drew brought Tommy Ottomas home from school. That boy can’t sing worth a darn.

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“Now, Birdie, always remember not to let any boys take advantage of you.”

“Actually, Momma, I don’t like boys anyway.”

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Birdie went over to her daddy’s house for her brother’s birthday. I guess it was a good time.

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I heard Hun got married to Sarah, too. Guess I don’t have a chance no more.

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Anyway, I was busy changing diapers. Silly Ham Boy’s potty trained, except for naps.

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I made sure to have Makoto over for a date after that.

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I tried to get him to knock me up, since work’s just about to quit paying me for not going, but it didn’t work.

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Birdie keeps coming home when I’m in the middle of dates.

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Ham Boy sure does like to eat. He’ll even eat dog food if he doesn’t have a bottle.

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Look what came to our town! It’s our very own Wal Mart! I headed on down there ’cause it’s time for Birdie to get some new clothes.

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It’s got a photo booth! About time I got some pictures of me to hang up back home, in case I forget what I look like.

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Then I met an old flame, and this time I was able to get knocked up!

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I didn’t forget to get Lady Bird’s new outfit, though.

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Our good old computer broke. Well, it was free, so no big deal, I guess. Drew said he wanted to take it apart so I let him have it.

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“Birdie, how about you help me out and clean the place up? I’ll give you some new clothes if you help me out.”

“Only if I can do whatever I want with my hair.”

“Honey, it’s your head. Just clean the kitchen and the bathrooms.”

“Okay, Momma.”

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I took Drew out to the garden so we could take care of the plants. Man, all those bugs.

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Birdie’s a good little cleaner.

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Birdie got her makeover. The outfit’s cute. I wish she’d kept her pretty hair, but like I told her, it’s her head.

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Ham Boy learned a nursery rhyme! He’s all teached up now for his birthday.

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A nice dog named Alegra came by, and I hoped maybe she’d stay, but she ran off after a while.

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Makoto brought over a karaoke machine, but we’ve already got one. Oh, well, the yard sale’s coming up soon.

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It’s a good thing I got the Energizer to keep me happy. I don’t get any sleep with those darn kids always in my bed.

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“Don’t eat your sparky cornflakes so fast, you’ll choke!”

“School bus is outside, Momma!”

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Ham Boy needed a bath. Oh, boy, was he filthy. I don’t know what that child gets into.

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I was feeling a little down, so of course it was time for a date!

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“Doggie food yummy!”

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My girl’s such a good singer.

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My guys keep bringing me those roses. The gift cards sure do help out.

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With the gift card and the money from my job for not going, I got a new bunk bed. Birdie’s got her own room now! There’s room for a top bunk in case she gets a sister.

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“Happy birthday, punk!”

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Amin and I fell in love! He’s my 19th love. Only one more to have what I always wanted.

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“Don’t worry, Ham Boy. Momma’s busy, but I’ll take care of you.”

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We’re having mac & cheese for the birthday meal. Thanks, Birdie!

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And now it’s time for them birthdays. Drew’s looking less like his daddy as he gets older. He wants to make lots of money, just like Birdie.

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Ham Boy’s my little cowboy. He looks even more like his daddy.

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Just a couple more days until I have another baby!

Just in time, too. I only had one more day of work paying me not to come.

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These kids, always playing in the tub. I wish I had time to play in the tub.

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Drew likes to cook as much as Birdie does. He made more mac & cheese. Good for me, since this baby’s making me hungry.

“Heh, did you know Momma got left at the alter?”

“I heard that, boy! Don’t make me come over there!”

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Birdie tucked her brother in before she went to sleep in my bed.

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I got me a gold gardening badge!

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I also remembered to hang up my cool picture from the photo booth.

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As soon as it was light out, it was yard sale time! We didn’t have a ton of stuff to sell, but it was a pretty good haul. I had some rocks and bones, too, but I figured I’d let folks buy the good stuff first.

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Business was good! I was real busy.

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Those kids of mine weren’t any help at all. They just hung out with each other all day.

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We were running out of stuff to sell, so I tried to dig up some more junk. But I was too busy with selling stuff.

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Ham Boy spent most of the day fishing. It’ll be good for him to learn how to fish.

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I ended up selling everything, and making a whole lot of money! $11,000!

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I also met a super hot guy. I’ll have to see him again.

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I used some of the money to buy a top bunk bed.

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And then most of the money to build a greenhouse.

Now our lot is all fancy-like.

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After all that, I really needed a date, so I invited Ashley over.

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Always good to see my kiddies making friends.

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I stayed up late talking to the plants to make yummy vegetables, even though I was really hungry.

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I shouldn’t have done that. I had a miscarriage and lost the baby.

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“Ham Boy! Come down out of the ceiling now!”

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I was super hungry, so I chowed down on a couple of plates of leftovers.

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Then I went to sleep for a really long time. When I got up, the kids were already at school.

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I needed a date, of course, so I asked Jihoon to come over.

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I’m glad my kiddies can keep each other company while I’m busy.

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It’s nice that Birdie likes to cook, too. She’s always making yummy dinners.

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I’m in love! With 20 guys! I think I’m gonna be happy forever.

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“Now that we’re besties, let’s woohoo again!”

It took me 3 tries to get knocked up. I had to do it right away on account of work only gave me 1 day off after my miscarriage.

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Ham Boy got a new haircut! He also got a bronze fishing badge. I guess he’ll help keep us all fed.

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I was super hungry now that I was knocked up again. Got to keep this baby fed so I don’t have another miscarriage!

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Drew and Ham Boy get along good.

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This baby was making me sick all the time.

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I still spent a lot of time out talking to the plants. If we save up enough money we can get a juice machine and I can make healthy juice for my kiddies.

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Birdie always cleans up all the dog pee as soon as she gets home from school. She’s a good kid even if she don’t listen to me.

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I think Webster might be lonely. Maybe we should get him a friend.

Birdie and Ham Boy are having a water balloon fight! See, that’s what kids should be doing in the summer, playing in the yard.

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Then Ham Boy asked Birdie to help him with his homework. One less thing for me to do.

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I cooked up one of those fish Ham Boy caught. It was yummy.

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Either the fish made me fat, or this baby’s showing itself. I kinda want another girl.

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Pretty sure Ham Boy did get fat from the fish.

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I actually got to sleep in my own bed! Had to share it with Birdie, of course.

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I headed down to the Wal-Mart to buy some new clothes for Drew.

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I also met a really hot guy.

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We had ourselves a great time.

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Back home, I found a letter from one of my sweeties in the mailbox!

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Ham Boy won a spelling bee, and won us more than 200 bucks!

Sharla Ottomas over there came home on the bus with Drew.

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The kiddies had a great water balloon fight.

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They kept playing until it got late.

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Aw, Drew made sure to tuck his brother in.

That’s it for now. See you later!

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